Who wants to die?

Two young boys from the eastern part of obodo niger stole a bag of fruits from the village market.  

They decided to go to the nearest cemetery to share the loot, 

But they had to scale a big gate to enter the cemetery. 

As they were scaling the gate two oranges fell out of the bag and were left behind at the gate. 

A heavily drunk man on his way from a local pub was passing near the cemetery gate and heard the following: 

One for me - One for you (Distribution of the loot), One for me - One for you... 

He (the drunken man) immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he can to the local priest. 

"Father James come with me and witness God and Satan are sharing corpses at the Cemetery"- He said. 

They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voices continued: "One for me - One for you" 

Suddenly one of the voices said "Let's get the two at the gate" (meaning the Oranges that fell) 

One of the Pastor's shoes is still at the cemetery as at the time of sending this mail. 

Who wan die? The pastor was the first to take off !!! 

- Funmi

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